The Word: My message to Apple

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

My message to Apple

A record producer once said to Johnny cash:

"If you was hit by a truck and you was lying out there in that gutter dying, and you had time to sing one song.One song that people would remember before you're dirt.One song that would let God know how you felt about your time here on Earth.One song that would sum you up. You tellin' me that's the song you'd sing?"

Now I'm not writing a song here,but just trying to make a point.If I was hit by a truck,and I had time for one message to apple to sum up my feelings toward the new 5.5 gen Ipods it would be.....

WTF is up with these god*mn earbuds!?!?!
Out of all the advances of modern man...

Out of all of the patented software and hardware this company has created..

They still Can't seem to grasp the easiest of concepts.
And If these earbuds really were modeled after someones ears..

I want to know who!

Who the hell are these freaks of nature they have down at apple with ears the size of volkswagens?
I saw a commercial for a partnership between Ipod and nike...where the new ipods actually count how many miles you are running.Ok thats great and all,but how the hell are you going to jog with hockey pucks in your ears?
I can barely manage to keep two of them in at one time.....

posted by RonMcintyre @ 10:21 PM

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